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And now a new one! Who can guess it?

Fear of Frying

The story of my life is sad,
But I'll tell you, if you like.
I was born dirt poor in the richest soil
in a town called Spudsville Pike.

One day I got snatched away from my home
and then thrown in the back of a truck.
My eyes could see life on the road was not easy,
so I smiled and wished myself luck.

I knew that I'd be a success in the world,
no matter what trials lay ahead.
I was told that the world would butter me up
But boy, what a line I'd been fed!

I knew life had taken a turn for the worst
when I first saw those golden arches.
Now my hope for the future is fried just because I am
one of your favorite starches!

WHAT AM I?

What about this one?
Who's the first one to guess it? Come on, boys!

The Cold Hard Facts

Sometimes I'm very square
and sometimes I'm very hard.
But heat me up and soon
I've melted like a tub of lard.

I look excellent in glasses,
I look lovely in a tray.
And with me inside your cooler
you can picnic all darn day.

When kids fall down in football
I make sure their wounds don't swell.
And when someone has a bloody lip
I comfort them as well.

You can eat me when I'm solid.
You can drink me when I'm not.
And although I suffer freezer burn,
I'm not what you'd call hot.

WHAT AM I?

Hi, friends!
Who can guess this? Have a try! I'll be waiting for an answer.
Your teacher Luísa

Holding It Together

I hang out in a little hole in the wall.
I'm sharp but I'm also blunt.
And if you drive me home, I promise
I'll stay there as long as you want.

Although you can easily move me around,
It's my job to keep things in place.
Lots of stuff would fall down if I didn't exist,
but luckily, that's not the case.

There are plenty of things you can hang on me,
like pictures and clocks and your coat.
There are even more things your can build with me,
like a house or a chair a boat.

Sometimes I get a pounding headache
from you hammering away at me.
But I don't get mad. If I did, you would see -
I'd be fighting you tooth and me.

WHAT AM I?

My favourite sport is BTT. I love this sport because when I practise it I don’t have stress.
Nowadays I ride my bike on the weekends because during the week I don’t have time.
I have had very exciting experiences, but the best one was when I went through “Caminhos de Santiago de Compostela”.
In this experience I made a lot of friends and I had the opportunity to see fantastic landscapes and some old churches. When I passed in the Spanish cities everybody stopped to see us arriving.
The highest point of the trip was when we entered the square, in front of the Santiago de Compostela church, singing the national anthem.
This experience was very important. See you later…Bye!!